ItsOnlyMoni: 2013

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Thursday, March 21, 2013

This is an interesting video about women and men dynamics

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Rapper pulls gun on his accountant

Rapper connected to Rick Ross, pulls gun on accountant

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Beauty fails

LMAO, Reduces split ends...has no powers against burning!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Oscar Pistorius' statement..of sorts

"On the 13th of February 2013 Reeva would have gone out with her friends and I with my friends. Reeva then called me and asked that we rather spend the evening at home. I agreed and we were content to have a quiet dinner together at home. By about 22h00 on 13 February 2013 we were in our bedroom. She was doing her yoga exercises and I was in bed watching television. My prosthetic legs were off. We were deeply in love and I could not be happier. I know she felt the same way. She had given me a present for Valentine's Day but asked me only to open it the next day.

"After Reeva finished her yoga exercises she got into bed and we both fell asleep. I am acutely aware of violent crime being committed by intruders entering homes with a view to commit crime, including violent crime. I have received death threats before. I have also been a victim of violence and of burglaries before. For that reason I kept my firearm, a 9mm Parabellum, underneath my bed when I went to bed at night.

"During the early morning hours of 14 February 2013, I woke up, went onto the balcony to bring the fan in and closed the sliding doors, the blinds and the curtains. I heard a noise in the bathroom and realised that someone was in the bathroom.

"I felt a sense of terror rushing over me. There are no burglar bars across the bathroom window and I knew that contractors who worked at my house had left the ladders outside. Although I did not have my prosthetic legs on I have mobility on my stumps. I believed that someone had entered my house. I was too scared to switch a light on.

"I grabbed my 9mm pistol from underneath my bed. On my way to the bathroom I screamed words to the effect for him/them to get out of my house and for Reeva to phone the police. It was pitch dark in the bedroom and I thought Reeva was in bed.

"I noticed that the bathroom window was open. I realised that the intruder/s was/were in the toilet because the toilet door was closed and I did not see anyone in the bathroom. I heard movement inside the toilet. The toilet is inside the bathroom and has a separate door.

"It filled me with horror and fear of an intruder or intruders being inside the toilet. I thought he or they must have entered through the unprotected window. As I did not have my prosthetic legs on and felt extremely vulnerable, I knew I had to protect Reeva and myself. I believed that when the intruder/s came out of the toilet we would be in grave danger. I felt trapped as my bedroom door was locked and I have limited mobility on my stumps.

"I fired shots at the toilet door and shouted to Reeva to phone the police. She did not respond and I moved backwards out of the bathroom, keeping my eyes on the bathroom entrance. Everything was pitch dark in the bedroom and I was still too scared to switch on a light. Reeva was not responding. When I reached the bed, I realised that Reeva was not in bed. That is when it dawned on me that it could have been Reeva who was in the toilet. I returned to the bathroom calling her name. I tried to open the toilet door but it was locked. I rushed back into the bedroom and opened the sliding door exiting onto the balcony and screamed for help.

"I put on my prosthetic legs, ran back to the bathroom and tried to kick the toilet door open. I think I must then have turned on the lights. I went back into the bedroom and grabbed my cricket bat to bash open the toilet door. A panel or panels broke off and I found the key on the floor and unlocked and opened the door. Reeva was slumped over but alive.

"I battled to get her out of the toilet and pulled her into the bathroom. I phoned Johan Stander ("Stander") who was involved in the administration of the estate and asked him to phone the ambulance. I phoned Netcare and asked for help. I went downstairs to open the front door. I returned to the bathroom and picked Reeva up as I had been told not to wait for the paramedics, but to take her to hospital. I carried her downstairs in order to take her to the hospital. On my way down Stander arrived. A doctor who lives in the complex also arrived. Downstairs, I tried to render the assistance to Reeva that I could, but she died in my arms.

"I am absolutely mortified by the events and the devastating loss of my beloved Reeva. With the benefit of hindsight I believe that Reeva went to the toilet when I went out on the balcony to bring the fan in. I cannot bear to think of the suffering I have caused her and her family, knowing how much she was loved. I also know that the events of that tragic night were as I have described them and that in due course I have no doubt the police and expert investigators will bear this out."

Source The Guardian http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/19/oscar-pistorius-defence-statement

Mock floor plan for Oscar Pistorius' apartment

Friday, February 15, 2013

Russia hit by a mereorite

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Valentines day flops!

Message in a food box!!

The creepy card

Body art failures

Unfortunate cookies!

Cake writing fails!

Love by numbers

Sex Heroes: Bedroom Endurance for Real Men infographic

Valentine's day guide

A Quick Glance at Love infographic by Aran_Jackson.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Jamaica are beating gays......I beg to differ

Determination conquers all

Saturday, February 2, 2013

The name says it all..Ghetto Dining

Wow this album should be a chart topper

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Woman maces man for taunting her

Unwarranted or well deserved?

by Moni,

The video above has been making the rounds on the internet. It is quite irritating for persons to stall at the cash register yet have an attitude when some one tries to make use of that lag. Clearly the woman has sized up the man and assumed that she was tougher than him. After all his responses are merely comical jabs and indicate that he is not aggressive.

I do believe the act was unnecessary, however i have no sympathy for the dude.Had it been another individual, she would be recovering from the ass whopping of her life. Moral of the story "Mind your own business" and "be prepared for whatever"